Greetings and salutations. In today's post, I am going to be showing you how to become a ''bay be watermelon pirate''.
First, you must to create the perfect watermelon pirate look. Victory here will model the items and colors necessary for this project:
You will need some red safari boots to keep your feet protected as you proceed with your journeys across the seven seas as a pirate, a golden sword to slice and dice your mummy sister panda figures with, and to top it all off a black and white eye patch, just for extra fierceness. Then you will need some rocker tail rings to help give off those punk vibes, and a tattered scarf, just so that people don't look at you and automatically think you're some crazy psycho pirate dude and NOT a bay be watermelon.
Next you will need to die your fur different shades of bright green and red, so that everyone knows you're a watermelon.
The last step is to go outside, get adopted by a mummy sister panda figure, demand to go to the movies, throw a huge tantrum, and then devour and send your mummy sister panda figure to the under realm. Repeat this process until you die.
Voila! You're the perfect picture of a bay be watermelon pirate. See? It's THAT simple!
Call now and order your VERY OWN bay be watermelon pirate kit today at 999-999-9999 for just $19.99! If you call in the next 24 hours you will receive a second kit for FREE! That's right folks! For FREE! That's 999-999-9999! CALL NOW!
And most importantly...
TELL ALL THE BUDDIES!!!
I love this post so much. WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCBI LOVE THIS POST!ReplyDelete
Oh geez WHAT IS THAT
*Realizes it is fake*
*Calls the number*ReplyDelete
"Excuse me, is this Nafaria9's Bay Be Watermelon Package phone number?"
"Yes. How can I help you?"
"I'd like to place an order for your packages deal?"
"Whats your usename?"
"*********( Nafaria knows mine, but for safety reasons, it will mot be disclosed to people)"
" Alrighty, whats your mastercard?"
" Thank you. Hour order is being processed right now."
Thanks Naffy for this post!!! ������
Glad to help!Delete
Do you accept waffles as payment? I NEED TO BECOME A BAY BE WATERMELON PIRATE!1!1!1!!1!ReplyDelete
We sure do!Delete
Yay! *throws 34984728 waffles at NaffyDelete
Now I can be MelonKraft :DDD
*calls 999-999-9999* Its not working! *does it again* Oh wait.. this might be fake *relizes* *hangs up*ReplyDelete
oops. I acidently did 1 to many 9's! *calls it again* *buys a baby water melon pirate* TY NAFFY! XDDelete
I bought 4 kits XSReplyDelete
Awesome! I hope you find our product finely crafted and in high quality.Delete
Hey can I get 2 watermelon kites
Sorry, we don't sell watermelon kites, but that's a great suggestion. However, we do sell bay be watermelon pirate kits!Delete
When you get watermelon kites please (fake) call me at 000-000-0000.
Rare orange foxhat
Black Ninja Mask
Long silver spike
Custume tophat (Magenta tophat)
Glitched MAGENTA lasso (perfect for your magenta outfits!
and Frozen Fountain
AND MORE! for a HD (idc what color) PLZZZ SOMEONE JAG ME
or if you are nm I like your den! With a Phantom stamp (or just a JAG with a Phantom stamp XD)
Just-a-saying, magenta lassos aren't glitched.Delete
.......................................................... what????????????????????? Calls The phone: "The number you dialed is not answering plz try later"ReplyDelete
Me:"The number you have answered is angry and will eat you. Chomp Oops
Hahahahahaaaaaa!! XDDD XDDDD This is too funny!ReplyDelete
At least here I can laugh. In real life I was sitting in my room, snuffling and snorting like a Pig, trying to hold in my laughter so I don't wake up Dad from his nap. XD