Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Brutally Honest Room/Land/Server Names in Jamaa

Hello Jammers! :)

When you first began playing Animal Jam, chances are you had no idea where to find anything in Jamaa, whether it be places to purchase items, play games, or just chill with your buddies, but shortly after playing for a while, you started to learn the names of different rooms, lands, and servers.

Today, I thought it would be fun to take the names of several different rooms, lands, and servers in Jamaa, along with basically a description of what the community has turned each of them into, and mix them together to create an honest name for them. I hope that makes sense. Currently I have writer's block, so I apologize. :P

Anyways, without further ado, let's begin!


Aldan should really be called ''THE PERFECT PLACE TO TRADE, SHOW OFF YOUR RARES ON AN ARCTIC WOLF, AND GET SCAMMED''.


The Pillow Room should really be called ''TINDER FOR JAMMERS'' or ''ADOPT A WILD ANIMAL OR A CHILD HERE, BECAUSE THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING''.

You don't have to be lonely at JammersOnly.com. ;)


The Masterpiece Gallery should really be called ''THE PARTY THAT SHOWCASES THE SAME MASTERPIECES OVER AND OVER AGAIN''.


The Diamond Shop should really be called ''THE SHOP WHERE YOU CAN GET EVERY SINGLE NEW ANIMAL, PET, ARMOR SET, RECOLORED SPIKE, AND MUCH MORE! OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOU ALMOST ALWAYS NEED MEMBERSHIP!''


Sarepia Forest should really be called ''THE FOREST OF ROLEPLAYERS. BEWARE: YOU MAY FIND EASILY AGGRAVATED WARRIOR CATS ROLEPLAYERS HERE. DO NOT INTERRUPT THEM AT ALL COSTS.''


Jamaa Township should really be called ''ADVERTISE YOUR FASHION SHOW, PLUSHIE STORE, SCHOOL, PRISON, OR PUBLIC BATHROOM HERE, FREE OF CHARGE!''


All four of the oceans should really be called ''LITERALLY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT US OR COMES HERE. LIKE, AT ALL.'

That's all of the names I have for you today. I hope you enjoyed this funny little joke post! If you can come up with any other names, I would love to hear them.

Thanks for reading! Bye!

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25 comments:


  1. Now I kinda wanna try to bug people roleplaying warrior cats

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    1. LOL! Give it a try. Sometimes the reactions can be priceless.

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  2. Now I want to make a bathroom den, complete with poop and sinks and a male and female section....

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  3. XDDDD Amazing post! Made me laugh, srsly XD
    "Sarepia Forest should really be called ''THE FOREST OF ROLEPLAYERS. BEWARE: YOU MAY FIND EASILY AGGRAVATED WARRIOR CATS ROLEPLAYERS HERE. DO NOT INTERRUPT THEM AT ALL COSTS.''

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  4. I recycled my wolf for an ocean animal. Sometimes it's nice for there to be a quiet, sorta ambient room (like the Chamber of Knowledge), but I totally agree there should be more activity there. There's just as much to do as the lands, only no one goes there because there is no one to advertise their prison/public bathroom to, creating a kind of dumb feedback loop. XD

    This post got me thinking. I kinda wish that the "CHOOSE A SERVER" list popped up before you logged on so you could choose one with a pretty name/buddies/empty enough to survive a crash-prone computer because sending you automatically to the most-crowded-yet-open world kinda focuses all the Jammers on a few servers rather than a semi-even distribution through them all.

    There are a lot of small things I wish I could fix about AJ. XD

    ~DoomyPanda

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    1. Yeah, the days when you could choose which server to go to when you logged in were pretty nice.

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  5. XD "You don't have to be lonely, At Jammersonly.com" That song get's in my head all the time! XD

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  6. This is sooooo true! The pillow room one made me laugh so hard!

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  7. Umm I wouldn't consider Julian or lilac early they started being famous in late 2012/early 2013

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    1. Well, I did say that the list would consist of famous people from 2010-2012.

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  8. Sarepia Forest should be the "Forest of Aggravated Cats." Also these were really funny. :P -Akmlynx

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  9. LOL! The Pillow Room should be called "The Adoption Center" XD

    sugarcat2

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  10. This is so funny I suggest you do this again with other places

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