Funny Jammers

Are you ever out and about and suddenly you see the craziest, weirdest thing someone could possibly say!?

This page is full of the wackiest Jammers out there and what they say. Have a good laugh while you take a look! XD

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Pictures credit Balaur, arcticpenguin661, edwingrim2, paypayrod, elizaboo1104, Cheetah87516, Meloetta385, penguin55544, swirlshine and I.

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    1. i love the last one about chicken (9catrose)

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  2. The fifth is in french and makes no sense and the person used bad grammar >8U

    Mythy

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    1. He/she said "comment dit ton comment dit ton" instead of "comment dit-on comment dit-on" >8T
      It means "how do you say how do you say" MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO FREAKING SENSE AT FREAKING ALL O3O

      Mythy

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  3. I have a picture of someone saying "Come to my den to eat me" XD

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  4. ok... It's funny cuz it makes NO sense.

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    1. These are all so hilarious!!! XDDD

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  5. fuzzhead Peace, Love, and UNICORNS!!July 28, 2014 at 11:14 AM

    hehe!
    -fuzzhead

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  6. OMG, NerdyPenguinClan. XDDD

    ~When123

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  7. I was in someones den and he said vampires vs potatoes my den and I was wut and there was a guy who's user was potatoesrocklol XD

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    1. how do they write like dis ö and ß

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    2. Maybe they are from different country or have a goboldigook keyboard

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  9. OMG. These are so funny. XDD
    And I thought Jammers I've encountered are weird.... nothing compared to these, though! O3O
    And that's pretty funny too, Anna. Mainly because I have no clue what language that is. For some reason, I think it's Dutch- or German. owo

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    1. It's French.

      For some reason I was XDDDDDDing myself when you mentioned Germans. Probably because I often watch funny videos with people doing German accents.
      -Balaur The Tap-Dancing Donut

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  10. -picks nose-
    -eats it-
    XD XD XD XD
    Funny people UoU
    -CleverQueen

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  11. GRANNY! XD I don't think the pokemon daycare one is funny..... I'm a pokemon fan. I miss chu, tacky star! I have internet, but there is school that starts at seven. Only days off are Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And, no computer.
    Moonstar88745

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    1. Pokemon yusss omg I'm not the only one who likes Pokemon :3 -dies screech omg help me am su stupid cri- BYEBYEBYEBEHYYEVHGEWFJHGEWF BYEEEE -Girlslovekittens :3 WAAAAAAAAAAITEEEEEEERRRR ~Spongebob~ OK BYE OMG

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  12. Harold NOOOOO!! XD

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  13. Ahh, I meant taffy star

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  14. i have a pic of someone saying "follow me parakeets!"
    XD nerdy penguin clan was funny lol

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  15. HAHA das hilarious o3o

    ~ Bubbles

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  16. *MPH* BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    ~Misty

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  17. FAT PENGUIN CLAN I CAME THERE

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  18. On the 5th one, the person was saying this, "How do you say your?"

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  19. I was the one who said, "UGH MY DOG FATED" ^-^

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  20. 18 is teh best becuz GURDIANS OF THE GALAXY (im a fan of it)

    LOL FUNNY PICTURES

    ps the most funny one was the pick nose one LAWL

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  21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA



    LOL, SRRY FOR SPAMMING, I GUESS THAT IS SPAMMING, LAWL. ANYWAYS, THE FUNNIEST 1 WAS ALL OF THEM :3

    PEACE, LOVE, AND WAFFLEZ,
    LIAMLOVER5100

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  22. ''BE CAREFUL MY DINNER IS EXPLOSIVE''
    ''I FEEL LIKE A CASHEW''
    LOL WHAT

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  23. OMG GUYS I AM THAT DIMOND SWORD PERSON!!!

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  24. Lol "doin things the ally way" that's from Austin & Ally XD


    hiphop

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  25. I have a pic of a raccoon army saying "WE WILL STEEL ALL YOUR LUCKY CHARMS"

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  26. "Onec a skunck went under my house and sprayd!!!"
    XD Cracks me up every time, I don't know why.

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  27. ISH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! omg that on so funny XD ISH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIE!

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  28. JELLY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  29. Oh great those comments I said are making me hungry. And for some reason I want To say "my doggy makes egg salad on a bun " on animal jam totally crazy right? :-) just dance like no one watching ppl (idk why I just said that)I will be posting weird comments for a while OK? They'll just be random things like "electric eels are yummy" :-)

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  30. OAFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE OAFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OFIE OF IE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE OFEE OFEE OFEE OFEE OFEE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE OFE IE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. Like lik �� liker

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  32. Don't tell anyone else but I like Caleb Alford he goes to my school, Sunny Slope Elementary. He has blond hair like me, idk what color his eyes are but they're probably handsome, and he... He's sooooo handsome. I want To marry him someday, he's so cute! OMG. Am I.. Could I... Am I f-falling in love? Well, yes I am, but I'm young! In elementary! In fourth grade! I'm not supposed to be falling in love yet! I'm only nine! *sigh* I guess I can fall in love now... Because his eyes ARE dreamy. He is handsome. I want To kiss him so bad! Hehe... Don't tell anyone else... Or ELSE.

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  33. And I hope he likes me back.

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  34. Geckos geckos geckos gray gray gray girraffe girraffe girraffe goombla goombla goombla geezers geezers geezers geyser geyser geyser goopy goopy goopy gamble gamble gamble gosh gosh gosh

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  35. Like omg! I just got texted! Like, LOL! It's talking about dogs!

    -Miss Teen Talk

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  36. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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  37. Saki Suki Sakisaki sukesuke seeky soki sloppy sloppy joey and Long term of SILENCE

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  38. Falling asleep before he is very good and bad for you to play with the flow of the people that got everythingyou need anything else responded about it's such nonsense and I'll do what I want to go for a while OK? They'll be able to make a difference and help you get that set of the people who missed your first day of my favorite things before I want more

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  39. Take away one! Gonna add one! Take away one! Gonna add one breath to me! Bre-bre-bre-breath to me! Take away one! Gonna add one! Take away one! Gonna add one breath to me! Bre-bre-bre-breath to me!

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  40. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. Like, its totally the age of peace.

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  43. Animal Jam and I'd like to make a transition to the principles of the people.

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  44. Add puppy parrot power of the people that got everything you need anything else responded about going to the Fremont Splash Station. U can come home to the hotel early again for your teaching. I want To Do Before Death seem wildly inappropriate for the trailer and cast of a h e. T. I want more, so just say no trouble I'm all about that base bout that base no trouble I'm all about that base bout that base no trouble I'm all about it's such a rare thing for us because we are awesome and you're not awesome and you don't like karate o x. I want more, and he. I want To marry him someday, and he. I want To marry him someday, re. I want To marry him someday, and he. I want To marry him someday, and h.

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  45. Funny jammers is on of the FUNNIEST things I have ever read! :-)

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  46. SOMEONE JUST SAID "am i disturbing or what?"

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  47. This made me crack up so much xD ant no words to describe this page bay be

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  48. I will email you my funny photos when I get the chance to tomorrow! ^O^/

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  49. I give these people a 0 out of 1000000 in grammar, YOU FAILED PEOPLE.
    JUST A JOKE PEPS UNDERSTAND AJ LANGUAGE
    CUDDLY6342 PLZ SEARCH IM WEARING A CELEBRATION HAT BY MISTAKE
    I LOVE UR BLOG 10000000000000000000 VOTES FOR YOU AND UR BLOG

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  50. watch out mom i will eat your tuxedo

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  51. I always go to this page when I'm feeling down. I always end up crying from laughter XDD
    -AJKraft

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  52. I'm buddies with swirlshine lol I'm animaljamismyjam5 :3

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  53. waffles are coming
    -So funny!!!

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  54. You know sometimes i feel like a chashew ;P -akmlynx

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  55. How do jammers think of saying this weird stuff? This is hilarious!!

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    1. It's their specialitishoo. i mean spleatily... specialdolphins..
      I KNOW
      SPECIOLITOY

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  56. Hoi! can someone gift me rares? I'm rlly sad I was scammed of my blue short spike, and any fares gifted can get me up to a wrist or 2, then a spike! My username on animal jam is wildbutter! Thx sooooo much if u do!

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  57. I will now react to every single picture

    1 how rude!
    2 YOU ARE A STALE PANCAKE
    3 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    4 uh thanks for sharing
    5 huh?
    6 DUDE YOUR WOLF IS SCARY CUZ IT HAS A SPIKE
    7 go ahead it doesn't fit
    8 speak english please
    9 are you my brother?
    10 IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE BANANA POWA BANANA POWA BANANA POWA NOW STOP!
    11 uh ok?
    12 *cough* *cough* mary sue *cough* *cough*
    13 uh that sounds painful
    14 OH JEEZ
    15 cri
    16 IM IN
    17 this is not minecraft mister

    Ok i'm gonna do the rest tomorrow bye for now
    ~glittergal624

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  58. Ok i'm doin the others now

    18 huh?
    19 why ya tellin me?
    20 *lines up*
    21 you mixed up yo memes
    22 what?
    23 ok nabie (i forgot what that ipad was called)
    24 *eats nerds candy*
    25 oink
    26 who is harold?
    27 :-}
    28 GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
    29 waffles waffles waffles
    30 no. no you are not
    31 i have a pen. I have an apple. Uh! Apple pen.
    32 LLAMA
    33 wha?
    34 THE PHAAAAANTOM OF THE COW IS HERE INSIDE MY MIND
    35 keyboard cat
    36 snail snail
    37 monkey: meep
    38 ...
    39 uh....
    40 :-[
    41 ok rapunzel
    42 bacon
    43 meeeeeeeeep
    44 oh im a gummy bear. Yes im a gunny bear.
    45 thats nice
    46 =-O
    47 i feel like a hazelnut
    48 ok?
    49 i do too
    50 yes. yes you are
    51 ONWARD
    52 learn how to spell
    53 no it isn't
    54 mhm
    55 what kinda fairy is that?
    56 you are not my mother
    57 bacon
    58 ...................
    59 why you gotta be so rude
    60 :-|
    61 :-!
    62 ok
    63 THE ALLY WAY
    64 uh actually its twelve thirty
    65 jeez powerplayer
    66 ?
    67 no you are not
    68 ummm
    69 THIS IS THE COMEBACK SONG THE COMEBACK SONG
    70 THE COMEBACK SONG
    71 well at least you know what beta means
    72 I AM A STEGOSAURUS
    73 banana
    74 what?
    75 .......................
    76 sorry but i don't think your even in the top five
    77 nothing
    78 no i do not
    79 :-|
    80 that is not useless
    81 drand pa
    82 =0
    83 he went that way
    84 what brand doll are you?
    85 !
    86 your welcome
    87 does she work at disneyland?
    88 your an owl...
    89 uh......
    90 ok?
    91 no it is not
    92 no sorry
    93 and your a bad speller
    94 i don't have any
    95 uh ok?
    96 OH GOSH
    97 im sure you do
    98 huh
    99 0_0
    100 no
    101 over there
    102 ok
    103 what
    104 O-O
    105 aw
    106 ok
    107 blah
    108 chicken nugget
    109 oh no
    Ok doin the rest tomorrow bye
    ~glittergal624

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  59. i think that i said one of the the funny things, because i remember saying the ugh my dog farted one. XD ps. i'm mkainer on aj gift me stuff plz

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  60. i was a gummy wolf before ( they are one solid color with black beady eyes o-o ) XD

    -Krislynnb

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  61. oml did u know u can say this on aj I DEVOUR THE SMALL CHILDS
    (if u say this(i would advise u not to)u have to do it the EXACT way i did it)
    - krisltnnb ( gift me plz u dont have to tho O__O)

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  62. It's really funny one time somebody said I look like a broccoli and I wasn't even real broccoli color!!!
    -grumpycat1848

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  63. I want to walk up and hug half of these peoples
    ~wolfspirit2060

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  64. ROFL THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!! I have some of these things I took screenshots of, can I give them to you and you will add them?

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  65. "Bananas rule the school"

    Yay :D

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  66. OMG LOL
    I'VE SEEN SOME REALLY CRAZY STUFF,
    BUT THIS!!!

    Here's one I've seen before:
    "Who took the garlic bread?"
    "Sniffs"
    "He has the garlic bread"
    "He stole the garlic bread"
    "He left"
    "Thief"
    I don't have screenshots of it, srry.
    That happened when I was hosting a trading party. Like 4 ppl came and when I checked to see what was going on, they were not trading. They were talking about garlic bread LOL. I was like, this is a trading party, not who stole the garlic bread party. Eventually it was annoying and I locked my den.

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