Greetings and salutations. In today's post, I am going to be showing you how to become a ''bay be watermelon pirate''.
First, you must to create the perfect watermelon pirate look. Victory here will model the items and colors necessary for this project:
You will need some red safari boots to keep your feet protected as you proceed with your journeys across the seven seas as a pirate, a golden sword to slice and dice your mummy sister panda figures with, and to top it all off a black and white eye patch, just for extra fierceness. Then you will need some rocker tail rings to help give off those punk vibes, and a tattered scarf, just so that people don't look at you and automatically think you're some crazy psycho pirate dude and NOT a bay be watermelon.
Next you will need to die your fur different shades of bright green and red, so that everyone knows you're a watermelon.
The last step is to go outside, get adopted by a mummy sister panda figure, demand to go to the movies, throw a huge tantrum, and then devour and send your mummy sister panda figure to the under realm. Repeat this process until you die.
Voila! You're the perfect picture of a bay be watermelon pirate. See? It's THAT simple!
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