Thursday, April 26, 2018

Contemplate Your Life

Which letter is silent in the word ''scent'' - the S or the C?

If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?

Why is it called a ''building'' if it's already been built?

If tomatoes are fruits, then is ketchup a smoothie?

If you're waiting for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?

Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza is a circle, and the slices are triangles?

Why do we get IN a car but get ON the bus?

Why is it called ''chili'' if it's hot?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If you crash your car on purpose, is it still an accident?

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do alarm clocks go off when they're really turning on?

If your hot pocket is cold, then is it just a pocket?

10 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness, these are the best. XD

    This is a very good humorous post! I think about some of these. XD

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  2. Some of life's greatest mysteries...

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  3. Oh, the existential meaning of life!

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  4. OMG I LOVED THIS POST SOOO MUCH NAFFY
    I LOVE READING THESE KINDA QUESTIONS!
    Did you think of these your self or get them off of a website. If you got them off of a website can you send me the link?
    *Husky Ninja

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    1. I got them off of multiple different websites. Just search ''mind-blowing unanswerable questions'' or something like that and you should find what you're looking for. :)

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  5. i got these one from the beast academy math guide books i used a while ago:
    Why does my nose run and my feet smell? XD don't mind that
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle (you got that)
    Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
    and some others i forgot .-.

    XD

    mysticnarwhal2 AJ

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  6. Reason for me to contemplate my life-

    Infinity war

    it broke me

    -kraft.exe has stopped working

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  7. o wow
    -hamstermaniac12

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