10 April Fool's Day Pranks

1. Apply a coat of clear nail polish to a bar of soap. This will cause the soap to not lather when your victim tries to use it!

2. Stick googly eyes to everything in your fridge.

3. Freeze a bowl of cereal overnight, then watch your victim try to eat it the next morning for breakfast.

4. Put a piece of tape over the computer mouse sensor. You could also do this with a TV remote. Observe your victim frustratingly try to use the mouse or watch TV!

5. Rip up a toilet paper roll, get it wet, mash it all back together, and put it on or near the toilet seat for some fake poop.

6. Replace the creme in Oreos with white toothpaste. Put them back in the Oreos package and give them to your friends to eat.

7. Mix a package of cheese (you know, the stuff you mix in to get the boxed mac and cheese cheesy) with some water in a drinking cup to resemble orange juice.

8. VERY THOROUGHLY clean out an empty container of Windex, then fill it up with blue Gatorade. Then drink it in front of your family and see what kind of reaction you get.

9. Switch around someone's clothes in their clothing drawers. They'll be so confused!

10. Cover a bunch of sponges with chocolate frosting and sprinkles to make them look like brownies.

How to Make Beautiful Outfits on Animal Jam

The title says it all, folks - THIS is the #1 guide for creating the BEST, most AESTHETICALLY PLEASING outfits and looks for your animals on Animal Jam, no questions asked! With that being said, let's get poppin'!

First, in order to have beautiful outfits, you need to have beautiful animals. The animal I've chosen for this tutorial is the sloth, which is quite literally the most attractive creature in Jamaa. I mean, those big, pink circles around the eyes with that silky green skin is a recipe for FASHION.

The next step is to choose your colors. You want colors so vivid and gorgeous that they blind the eyes of anyone who comes in your way, so booger green, poop brown, and blood red are obviously favored by the public. Don't forget to pick out a pattern and eye shape as well. Make sure your colors, eyes, and pattern yell "playboy" but also scream "fashionista".

Now it is finally time for putting together your magazine-worthy outfit. Give your animal a nice hat or hairdo. The style my sloth is wearing will definitely guarantee a spot on the red carpet.

Next, pick out a neck accessory, preferably a spiked collar. Spiked collars are all the rage these days, and even though they've been in season for the past seven years, they are especially fashionable at this very moment. Spiked collars can give you almost any benefit you can possibly think of. Impress the ladies! Entice the men! Stab your neighbor in the chin! Oh, what fun it is to own a snazzy yet dangerous spiked collar!

It's time to choose a body item! Because the spiked collar has the ability of scaring off the paparazzi, it is imperative that you wear a long, flowing dress to bring them feelings of comfort.

But just in case the paparazzi calls the police on you, it is handy to have lobster claws or some other sort of weapon with you at all times so you can poke them in the stomach and snip their hair off before their call goes through.

As an extra, you can also add an item onto your tail, but it is completely optional. It's worth it, though!

At last, your outfit is finished! Get out there and strut your stuff! Strike a pose! Show off your clothing a la mode!

Oh, yes. What a queen.

Thanks for joining us, and have a fabulous day! Toodles!

Animal Jam Abatons

Hi Jammers! Today we are going to be talking about the newest piece of Animal Jam merchandise to hit the retail stores - ''Abatons''.

You may have already heard about these toys since AJHQ made a post about them on the Daily Explorer a few days ago. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure whichever AJHQ employee typed up that post had twelve cups of coffee that morning.

Oooooohhhhkkkaaaayyyy ttttthhhheeeeennnn...

Anyways, here is what these so-called ''Abatons'' look like.

I assume they're... totem... pole... figurine... thingies? I honestly don't have a clue.

But hey! There's Kit, the face of all Animal Jam merch and products.

If you're interested in purchasing one of these, you can find them at Target.

Thanks for reading today's post. Happy jamming!

''YardGarden''

Hello Jammers! How is everyone doing on this lovely spring day?

Today's post is sort of a continuation of another post I did a while ago about an unreleased den exclusive called ''YardSoccer''.

Well, it has come to my knowledge that there is yet another unreleased den exclusive in AJHQ's database, and it is called "YardGarden".

This is what it looks like:

Very fancy! I definitely prefer this over YardSoccer.

Some of you may recognize this layout, and that's because it's actually used in the game currently as a slightly modified variant for the outdoor area of the Lucky Party.

Interesting!

Like YardSoccer, there is also a version of it for the castle den, as shown here:

I assume YardGarden appears as a glitch, similar to YardSoccer. It would be pretty neat if it was ever released officially, though.

That's all for now. Thanks for reading! Jam on!

Oodles and Oodles of Unreleased Items

(Egg Throne)

(Armory - used to be an armory of weapons before AJHQ changed the weapons to flowers, then deleted the item entirely)